What to do.. What to do..
Bluff and Cocky?
What do you do with a Cocky?
Stroke its head? Or pull its feathers?
Its still biting.. Time to do some plucking.

Cocky.. I hope you don't bite anymore.

I just recieved a fine from the State debt recovery office, for $105. All because I didn't vote 3 years ago. Ever for that matter. And don't plan to. If I don't want to vote for a bunch of twats I shouldn't have to. I renounce my Australian citizenship with pleasure. Who ever enrolled me to vote I hope you die a painfull death by blunt spoon.

Hows yall today? I've been a farmboy for the past month or so, its great.. I don't even have to wash ~pdelfante has been sending me moonshine that he makes for the past month.. It just doesn't seem to last long enough.. I think 4 Litres was washed away last week. I've been drawing, whilst drunk, on my wall.. Rather worried.. It's this Shaolin Monk holding a sword, some picture I found on here. Its gone from A4, to about 2meters long and a meter an a half high My first big... Thing... Might post a picture in scraps tonite. Next thing to take over the wall is Leoardo's Battle of Anghiari! Hah.. Hmm.. might need some more moonshine for that one!

Yeah, I'm back from Perth. It was hot, and had a lingering smell of unwashed old people. I'll probably go back this year. Nothing smells the same anymore..

So ..This morning on the way too work I spotted a new bmw z4 thingi too my suprise he gave chase! haha after giving him a good thrashing and running 20minutes ahead of time we both slowed through abit of traffic.. As it free'd up coming into the harbour tunnel I planted it.. Slowing from 180ks I see those dreaded blue and red lights closing in on me! ERRK! The lil bastards had a mobile radar operation going hahah he was bloody sitting in some bushes with a radar radioing ahead to hwy patrol.
So I get pulled over..
"sir, any reason why you were going so fast?" ..
"Ummm... the traffic was giving me the shits"
.."its only 6am, there is no traffic.. we clocked you going 124km/h in a 80 zone, another 1km/h and I would have taken your licence and impounded you car"..
"Aumm.. I guess I'm feeling a bit lucky today"
"give me your licence now"..
la dee.. light up a smoke.. she comes back in 10minutes
"do you know we've been looking for you for the past month? we've had several reports of your car travelling at excessive speeds down both the m7 and m2 motorways"..
"really? .. oh..... that must have been my dad... he owns the car(im trying so hard to hold a straight face to this lady copper atm)"
"your currently on our blacklist, do you know what that means?"..
".... Umm I dunno, dont hate me because im black?(hahah ok even that got a lil smirk outta her"
"No. It means if we see you anywhere, we are going to pull you over, concider this your last warning. if that bus wasn't in the way of the radar we would have clocked your full speed and you would have been disqualified for more than a year"..
"ok... thanks for the heads up.. *takes ticket* ..bye"
So ohwell.. $600 and 8 demerit points lucky I've got a full licence!

Happy Holidays everyone!